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Watchwomen Episode 5

admin — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 22:37:15 +0000

The Episode the Tachyons Got (aka the Blue Wang Episode)

Direct Download the entire episode – 49 MB (1:46:15)
Content for this episode:

Host Opening – (00:00)
Hosts: Rachael, Emma, Rebecca
- Coming straight to you from Lower Manhattan, it’s the blue wang episode
- In which we talk about things that happened a REALLY long time ago (like Avatar)
- But what does it all mean?

Under the Hood – (20:16)
Panel: Rebecca, Kayleigh, Spy
- The group discusses Jon Osterman aka Dr. Manhattan
- More of a concept than a human being
- Does he make all the other characters obsolete?

Top 10 Alternate Names For the Blue Wang – (59:03)
Announcer: Megan
- If we are going to talk about it so much we might as well call it something new

Treasure Island – (1:26:16)
Reviewer: Kayleigh
- Vidding treasures
1. I’m Afraid of Americans by Bionic
2. Particle Man by DrewboiX
3. If U Seek Adrian by KM Productions

Crank File – (1:28:00)
Mailwoman: Ellen
- Mail from listeners who seem to be under the impression we are a “legit” podcast
- Movement of the real Doomsday Clock

Host Closing – (1:35:03)
Hosts: Rachael, Emma, Rebecca
- Fist pumping for the end of a wang tastic episode (wow, we waited too long to put this one out)
- Rorschach on Project Runway…we want to see it!
- Plenty more characters and body parts to discuss

Contact
Website: watchwomenpodcast.com
Livejournal: watchwomen
E-mail: watchwomenpodcast@gmail.com
Skype Username: watchwomen
Twitter: wwpodcast

Music
- Tyler Bates, Watchmen Original Motion Picture Score: 01-Rescue Mission
- Tyler Bates, Watchmen Original Motion Picture Score: 04-Prison Fight
- “Cha-Cha Nova” by Gerhart Nardolz
- Eiffel 65, “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”
- Music/lyrics by George Bruns/Xavier Atencio, “Yo Ho (A Pirate’s Life for Me)”
- Devo, “Time Out for Fun”
- Jeff Buckley, “Hallelujah”

Watchwomen Episode 4

admin — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:58:57 +0000

The Ultimate Cut Brought to You by Veidt Enterprises

Direct Download the entire episode – 51 MB (1:52:21)
Content for this episode:

Host Opening – (00:00)
Hosts: Rachael, Amy, Becca, and Eugene
- Watchwomen has a corporate sponsor…Veidt Enterprises!
- Someone who isn’t a female joins the Watchwomen staff
- Why we all love wretched characters

Under the Hood – (15:09)
Panel: Rebecca, Ellen, and Eugene
- The Watchwomen (and one guy) discuss everything Adrian Veidt
- The big purple elephant in the room…opinions on Adrian’s ultimate plan
- This is about moral philosophy and not sex, but is Adrian gay?

Veidt Commercial: Veidt Enterprises Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide – (54:42)
Voice: Eugene
- Everything you need to survive the upcoming apocalypse

Women Watching Watchmen – (55:47)
Panel: Kayleigh, Rane, and Rachael
- Watchwomen analyze the Ultimate Cut of the film
- RRAAAARRL Pirates!

Veidt Commercial: Millenium – (1:33:48)
Voice: Rane
- A brave new fragance for a brave new world

Treasure Island – (1:33:55)
Reviewer: Kayleigh
- Veidt-centric fan fiction treasures
1. Aviary by glasspyramids
2. Alphabet by seriousfic
3. Dying is Easy, Comedy is Hard by scarlet_carsons

Veidt Commercial: Bubastis-Approved Cat Food – (1:35:24)
Voice: Ellen
- Quality tested by genetically engineered felines

Crank File – (1:37:08)
Mailwoman: Ellen
- Feedback about the last episode
- A letter from Dr. Manhattan

Host Closing – (1:42:37)
Hosts: Rachael, Amy, Becca, and Eugene
- Happy Belated Birthday Allan Moore!
- Lawsuit contemplation and cabana boy applications
- Ignore hopes for a holiday episode…we’re running a bit late

Contact
Website: watchwomenpodcast.com
Livejournal: watchwomen
E-mail: crankfile@watchwomenpodcast.com
Skype Username: watchwomen
Twitter: wwpodcast

Music
- Opening: Tyler Bates, Watchmen Original Motion Picture Score: 01-Rescue Mission
- Opening: Tyler Bates, Watchmen Original Motion Picture Score: 04-Prison Fight
- Floater from Ambient Figures Volume I
- Tyler Bates, Watchmen Original Motion Picture Score: 04-Silk Spectre
- Jim Tetlow, “Song for Virtual Waterphone”
- David Bowie, “The Man Who Sold the World”
- Lee Douglas, “She Got Style”
- Leather Nun, “Girls”
- Arooj Aftab, “Hallelujah”

Watchwomen Episode 3

admin — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:03:51 +0000

Attack of the Zombies

Direct Download the entire episode – 79 MB (2:52:07)
Content for this episode:

Host Opening – (00:00)
Hosts: Rachael, Ellen, Rane
- Some Comedian love from Rane and Ozy fangirling from Ellen
- Zombies in mainstream popular culture and Watchmen fan culture
- We’re all Paintchat leeches!

Must Investigate Further – (21:23)
Panel: Amy, Emma, Kayleigh, and Rachael
- Costumes in the Watchmen universe
- The movie/comic costume differences (la-la-la-latex!)
- Massive hygiene problems caused by the Rorschach mask

Ask a Mask – (1:22:21)
Announcer: Rane
Adrian: Eugene (expect more from him)
- Inaugural episode of this very special segment
- The Veidt Enterprise’s survival plan for the upcoming apocalypse

Face to Face – (1:24:46)
Interviewer: Rane
Interviewee: etherati whose fic can be found here
- How a cracked out zombie fic inspired AUs of AUs in Watchmen fan culture
- Zombie purists and bad science
- Fan fic as real literature?
- Why Rorschach is happier as a zombie

Treasure Island – (1:51:29)
Reviewer: Kayleigh
- Halloween appropriate fan fiction treasures
1. Goodbye Amygdala by radishface
2. Find Rest by Any Means by heartstrickle
3. Halloween for Masks by wednesday42

Women Playing Watchmen – (1:54:00)
Panel: Kayleigh, Rachael, Rebecca
- Reviews from Watchwomen who have played the game or just watched it…because Yahtzee has yet to comment on it
- The best quotes from the video game versions of Dan and Rorschach
- The disco electric owl suit and whores
- Team Door!!!

Crank File – (2:28:45)
Mailwoman: Ellen
- Listeners think Watchwomen make literary and philosophy classes a bit more interesting
- Adrian killing Rorschach instead of the Comedian and other alternate continuities
- Too many Dan/Rorschach-loving Watchwomen

Host Closing – (2:38:51)
Hosts: Rachael, Ellen, Rane
- Will little Nite Owls be at your doorstep this Halloween?
- No one is buying this costume

Contact
Website: watchwomenpodcast.com
Livejournal: watchwomen
E-mail: watchwomenpodcast@gmail.com
Skype Username: watchwomen
Twitter: wwpodcast

Music
- Opening: Tyler Bates, Watchmen Original Motion Picture Score: 01-Rescue Mission
- Devo, “Secret Agent Man”
- Bob Dylan, “Blowing in the Wind”
- Devo, “Time Out for Fun”
- Watchmen Soundtrack: 06-K. C. & The Sunshine Band – I’m Your Boogie Man
- Tyler Bates, Watchmen Original Motion Picture Score: 04-Silk Spectre
- Leather Nun – “Girls”
- Bono, “Hallelujah”

Watchwomen Episode 2

admin — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:10:30 +0000

Episode 2…Patrick Wilson’s Ass and Moral Philosophy

Direct Download the entire episode – 48 MB (1:44:41)
Content for this episode:

Host Opening – (00:00)
Hosts: Rachael, Spy, Rebecca
- Introduction to more women who are watching Watchmen
- Fan fic recs galore: Spy’s Fic and Rebecca’s Fic
- Feedback from episode 1 including comments on the lapel-adjusting content
- Remember: a late podcast consumes the same bandwidth as an on time podcast

Under the Hood – (13:50)
Panel: Rebecca, Kayleigh, Rachael, Rane
- Dan is warm and fuzzy…but needs to grow up
- Geek, every man, or washed up superhero?
- The only likeable character in the book?

Comedian PSA – (46:33)
Voice: Dr. P (Rane’s hubby)
- It ain’t fun, boys and girls

Treasure Island – (47:00)
Reviewers: Kayleigh and Rachael
- Art by jackiemei
- Watchmen the High School Years: Gelfbury’s YouTube Channel

Must Investigate Further – (52:45)
Panel: Amy, Becca, Rane
- Each of the Watchmen characters as a moral philosophy using lots of big words
- What exactly is Rorschach?
- A more compassionate view of the Comedian…putting on a show?
- Adrian and situational ethics

Ask A Mask Promo – (1:26:36)
Announcer: Rane
- Don’t hesitate…ask a mask

Crank File – (1:27:07)
Mailwoman: Ellen
- The first Crank File!
- Thoughts about Silhouette…expect more
- A complaint letter from Hector Godfrey

Host Closing – (1:35:50)
Hosts: Rachael, Spy, Rebecca
- We’re all going to Jew hell, but Patrick Wilson’s ass is there
- Remember to email feedback to the Crank File or send your questions to Ask a Mask

Contact
Website: watchwomenpodcast.com
Livejournal: watchwomen
E-mail: crankfile@watchwomenpodcast.com
Skype Username: watchwomen
Twitter: wwpodcast

Music
- Tyler Bates, Watchmen Original Motion Picture Score: 01-Rescue Mission
- Tyler Bates, Watchmen Original Motion Picture Score: 04-Prison Fight
- Watchmen Soundtrack: 06-K. C. & The Sunshine Band – I’m Your Boogie Man
- Devo – “Secret Agent Man”
- Leather Nun – “Girls”
- Bob Dylan – “Hallelujah”

Watchwomen Episode 1

admin — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 17:45:58 +0000

The beginning is not just nigh…it’s here

Direct Download the entire episode – 42 MB (1:32:48)
Content for this episode:

Host Opening – (00:00)
Hosts: Rachael, Kayleigh, Meagan
- Why we need a Watchmen podcast
- What’s different about women watching the Watchmen
- Rorschach in Russian

Under the Hood – (14:24)
Panel: Rebecca, Becca (don’t confuse them), Kayleigh
- Female superheroes
- Is Laurie defined by her relationships?
- Rorschach is bitchy too
- Did Malin Akerman suck or what?

Sweet Chariot Commercial – (46:34)
Voice: Becca
- A product for every superhero on the go

Treasure Island – (47:31)
Reviewer: Kayleigh
- Three fan fiction treasures
1. They’re not taking me alive! (six shock suspenstories) by orangesparks
2. Covenant by steals_thyme
3. Negative Peace by scarlet_carsons

Audio Editor PSA – (50:52)
Announcer: Rachel (with no “a”)
- Volunteer to work on Watchwomen!

Women Watching Watchmen – (51:56)
Panel: Kayleigh, Rachael, Rebecca, Emma
- Watchwomen analyze the Director’s Cut

Host Closing – (1:23:36)
Hosts: Rachael, Kayleigh, Meagan
- Nothing ever ends

Contact
Website: watchwomenpodcast.com
Livejournal: watchwomen
E-mail: watchwomenpodcast@gmail.com
Skype Username: watchwomen
Twitter: wwpodcast

Music
- Tyler Bates, Watchmen Original Motion Picture Score: 01-Rescue Mission
- Tyler Bates, Watchmen Original Motion Picture Score: 04-Prison Fight
- Eric Clapton, “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot”
- Watchmen Soundtrack: 06-K. C. & The Sunshine Band – I’m Your Boogie Man
- Devo, “Girl U Want”
- Tyler Bates, Watchmen Original Motion Picture Score: 04-Silk Spectre
- Watchmen Soundtrack: 09-Leonard Cohen: Hallelujah